Recently I had gone 2 Pizza Hut vit my dear roomies... I really do not have anything against them... but it seemed like tey had never given an order before!! tey ver so confused n utterly confused the waiter too!! But dat was not wot irritated me.. it was the "artificial" accent dat this guy kept adding to his words that got 2 my head..

Imagine a guy who in a normal "Indian" conversation wud call a "Ship" a "Ship" and a "Sheep" also a "Ship".. now imagine a person like him adding an accent!!

It was quite hilarious actually to think about it... Ill try 2 narrate it D best I can.. tough I kno that half the fun was in D way he was pronouncing the words and the other half was his ignorance about commonly used terms and phrases..

Waiter: Yes sir how can I help you

Roomie1: ya plez... we wud like a... a...

Me(butting in to remind him): Garlic Bread

Roomie1 : ya.. garlic braid .. 1 plez.. and 1 coke .. 1 plez... and 1 vegetarian peezza .. big 1

Roomie2: aree ek coke nahi.. teen coke.

Me (Correcting him partly) : Dat wud b a family size pizza.

Waiter: Ok sir.. we do not have coke.. but..

Roomie1 (Before he finishes) : aree Coke nahi hai iske paas.. fanta chalega??

Roomie2: orange juice hai kya pooch

Me: Please make it a cola instead of coke (I knew it by default dat Pizza hut does not serve Coke but serves Pepsi)

Waiter: ok sir.. anything else?

Roomie1: ya.. (in an assertive tone confirming that pepsi is ok)

Waiter: (Still waiting .. asuming dat the "ya" meant he wished 2 order something more).. wot wud u like to have sir?

Roomie1: 3 pepsi

Waiter: (confused). Ok.. so 1 Gemuse pizza, 4 cola? (Gemuse is german for Vegetarian)

Roomie1: No No.. not gemuse.. vegetarian.. (ok..this was not my roomies fault) only with cheez, tomaetus, and u no... no phork, haem or shikean aend all that..

Waiter: ok sir, Vegetarian pizza will have brocoli, onions, olives and cheez. If u wish to have tomatoes, I wud suggest u order a Margeritta with extra toppings...
Roomie1: No No.. 1 vegetarian pizza

Waiter (scratching out something in his pad) : Ok.. 1 "vegetarian" pizza and 4 cola.

Roomie1 : No No.. 3 pepsi not cola

Waiter : ok.. 3 cola

Roomie1 : No No.. 3 pepsi

Me (butting in finally): Just to repeat the order.. We wud have 1 Garlic Bread.. 4 peices.. with cheese, 1 Vegitarian pizza.. family size, and 3 cola... large.

Waiter (finally getting the confusion out of his head) : Yes sir (and he walks away)

And all thru dat evening I just kept thinkin how much time tey wasted just for a 1 line order!!

Hilarious.

Did this really happen?

God!!! this is so funny.
I cant stop laughing.
Did it really happen?
You better show it to tht roomie of urs

Yes it did ! And imagine how I must have felt controlling the laughter in front of them :)